Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Inspiring Hookers Since 1970


" Hunky action hero Jason Statham, actress Amy Smart, Efren Ramirez and country crooner Dwight Yoakam are reprising their roles in the action drama Crank 2: High Voltage, the sequel to 2006's Crank. Bai Ling, who makes more Hollywood headlines for her frequent appearance on tabloid "Worst Dressed Lists" than for her acting assigments, has signed on to star as a hooker."

Easy money I say. She already looks the part, and that's half the battle won. She's so lucky. Why won't anyone hire me to act in the role of a bum who's scraping past his last few days of university? It's amazing how much publicity this woman gets. Why do they still bother inviting her to so many media events? Check out her sad, sad history here. I checked out the definition of "Bai Ling" on the internet, and here's what I got:

Bai Ling
(also see Paris Hilton; Media Whore)


1. A person who has a psychological need to get into TV, Film, Radio or Print.
2. A person who becomes aroused almost sexually by seeing or hearing themselves or about themselves in the media.