Testing Testing 1 2 3

Hypothesis:
Drinking a packet of expired instant hot chocolate will not result in any adverse effects on the body.

Procedure:
1) Wake up late for lessons
2) Decide to skip lessons
3) Realise you have no food at all
4) Find a packet of expired hot chocolate which you forgot about
5) Decide to drink it anyway out of desperation and hunger

Observations:
Cup of hot chocolate looks very very suspicious. Powder was damp and lumped together. Taste is normal, however drink is observed to leave white specks behind in the cup. Have not drank hot chocolate recently to determine if this behaviour is normal. Unable to conclude outright if expired hot chocolate is harmful.

Conclusion:
Always remember to stock up on food. Effects of hot chocolate will be evident in a few hours time, if any. Fervently hoping experiment is a success and that it yields positive results. (Meaning I don't shit my brains out of my ass).


Wish me luck.