My Masterplan

After witnessing the rabid following a certain pop star has, (some of them really do start foaming when he performs) I have come up with a plan for my future son to achieve greatness.

First up, from young he will not attend normal school which deals with mundane academics. Rather, he will be put through a punishing fitness regime to give him that toned, muscular body.
It will be the gym and the track for him everyday.

Next, he will be enrolled in singing, music and dancing classes. Hiphop, jazz, modern dance, everything lah. Singaporean mah. Must be kiasu. After which he will be made to learn korean, japanese and chinese languages, to enable him to sing in all these languages.

Oh yeah forgot to mention his name. He will be named after some element, cos that's all therage now. Top choices include: Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, Heart (Go Captain Planet).

And...once he hits the age of 18 I'll unleash him upon the world! Muahahaha! Imagine! An 18 year old boy with big lovable-puppy-dog eyes. With the bronzed body of a greek god, a voice worthy of an angel and dance moves hotter than all the levels of hell. He'll garther a huge following of crazed supporters all over asia! And then he can charge $888 for his concerts and cause all his fans to sell their bodies for money. Just so that they can attend his concerts, wave light sticks and scream for him everytime he shakes his perky ass.

Muhahaha! My son already owes me big time.