As cute as cute can be

Me and my new friend striking a pose for the camera. Fucking act cute. hahaha.

Taken on a recent trip to the zoo. Been like 10 over years since I went there, the place has pretty much changed so it was quite interesting, especially the baboons with their (RED) worthy asses. I swear, the alpha male baboons are freaking sex gods. Each has its own hareem of baboon chicks, and all they do is look after the kids, lick the alpha male all over and have sex. The male just checks out the red ass he likes and wham bam thank you ma'am. Life is good being a baboon. haha!


And no, this is not my hareem but a picture of the Canoe-pole BABES, taken on the same day. Sorry guys all of them are off the market except for the monkey on the right in blue and the sweet lovely lady next to it. So if you're a young eligible bachelor, feel free to leave a note and I'll hook you up with the lovely lady. If you're a horny male baboon looking for someone to clean your cave and lick you over contact me too, I'll send the monkey over to you. hurhur.

(don't worry la Kim I'll make sure its a handsome baboon. hurhurhur.)