fooking ugly tan

Spent a good 3 hours in the sun on thursday morning conducting a training session for canoepolo IFG. Woke up late and reached the pool at 9am. Realised I didn't have my rashguard(its a really tight top which shows off all my manly curves, used for watersports), so I just went for the session half naked.

The result?
A really really bad case of sunburn, as well as really really weird looking tanlines from my equipment. Now I have 2 'racing stripes' down the length of my body. I look exactly like the car in the picture now. My body is burnt a lobster red while I have 2 white stripes. Daaamn sian.